Come up with the best caption for
this photo...
...and win a lifetime supply of absolutely nothing!
And maybe a few 4s, too, if your response is really good.
Here's my suggestions:
"Congressman Dick Gephardt, auditioning to become the Fourth Tenor."
"The disembodied head and hands of Candidate Gephardt were seen floating through the halls of the Coliseum Ballroom, yesterday."
"Dick Gephardt strains to use The Force to lift his crashed X-Wing from the fetid morass of the Dagobah swamps."
"'Alas, poor Yorik,' quoth Gephardt, 'I knew thee well.'"