In a striking development, Wal-Mart has purchased ABC news. Stating that real news was getting in the way of their ability to sell really cheap goods made from China, Wal-Mart has agreed to purchase ABC news for an undisclosed sum.
The news of the purchase brought shock waves to ABC news staff. Some of them, however, like the hosts of GMA, were pleased to hear about the new 10% percent discount for all Wal-Mart/ABC employees.
Charlie Gibson, host of GMA, was estactic. "I just can't believe this is happening...I am so happy. Only in America!"
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