to the tune of "I Could Have Danced All Night"
The thugs they gabbed all night
Repugs they blabbed all night
With ne'er one orator
They put up graphs and charts
And tried to show their smarts
But oh, were they a bore
I'll never know how Rick Santorum gets laid
Or how George Allen learned to write...
I only know
that we
have more integrity
We have not yet begun -
To fight!
Ok, that was a little sappy at the end. Let's move on to the poll: