Good bye cruel KOS, I'm leaving for a few days
good bye, good bye, good bye
goodbye all you people, there's nothing you can do to change my mind (except pay me)
goodbye
NOT !!!
Ha Ha, fooled ya'll
I'll be back, suckers
I wanted to attract a crowd of
Bushwackers,
sharks, and
jokers (and some of the
usual suspects too) so I could let you know I'm gonna be gone for a few days. I'm quiting DailyKOS for a whole week. before you try to talk me out of it, I'll let you know up front, it will cost ya $2500 to make me stay (send donations to
MSOC I know where she hangs out, and I trust her)
this is a blatant violation of the diary guidelines, (rule 5: ...A deliberately misleading title is uncool ...) so while I'm sitting here, being uncool, waiting for the diary police to beat the shit out of me, and posting drunken third person refrences if you believe this guy (still haven't read that diary dude) I've got a few things to say
I confessed earlier that the ENTIRE Iraq war is my fault. Since pastordan wasn't around, and Lipris kinda looks like pastordan (his diary was handy anyway), I don't think this counts as an actual confession. But I haven't been able to live with myself since, so I'm moving for away from myself for a week to get over myself
as pentence for causing amurika to lose a war (David Brooks says so), I've sentenced myself to hell (that's right, the east bay). I'll be living in a cold dismal windy place where they never heard of the internets, and can't win baseball games
(this really is hell, I'm staying 3 fricking blocks from BART and the A's suck this year). I'm gonna have to quit the reality based community, and live in the real world for a while. I can't wait
anyway, just so you can treat this as a real GBCW diary (even though I lied), I'll go through the list and you guys can score at home
let's see here, HEY KOS, erase my user ID ya partisan hack (but keep it handy, I'll need it next week, thanks), and Armando, the Yankees suck my friend, I don't care how many world series they win (that counts as a poke for being Armando, right). Um, I can infer rex, so I'll do that now, somebody else will have to find Bob Johnson for me.
an your al jus lik a bunch ov frepers, and I see many uv u at free rpukli and duks unlimitd
I think the rest of my score is based on my rant and recipies (I like italian, but none of those soft cheese sauces, ok) here's the GBCW scoring guidlines so you can grade me, if you can find the bottom in here
the required GBCW actions and highest possible score for each action:
DEMAND that KOS erase your user ID (.5)
Attack KOS for partisan activities (.25)
Attack Armando for, well, being Armando (.5)
mention DU (.25) and Freeperland (.25), and accuse us of being just like them (.5)
attract the attention of Bob Johnson (.25) or his dog (.5)
the rest of your score is based upon my rant (2 points) and the number of recipies you post (.5 for the first, and .05 for the next ten)
my score will be posted at the bottom, if you can find the bottom in here
and now, so that there will be SOMETHING funny here, I'll leave you with MrHinkyDink's GBCW cause I stole this idea from him anyway (open the links, its a "It don't" popup story, the links all worked for me, except for Mrs Hink, porno poice or the bad taste police musta got her)
hopefully I'll be back tuesday, till then you can post you homage to me here
and if you really really miss me, read mattman he's as paranoid as I ever was
PS: I expect you to post LOTS of pootie pix here people