Dearest Denise,
How are you? I am fine. Even though it's cold here in Mexico, the cockroaches are still terrorizing me. I bought an insect bomb but I may as well have asked them to commit suicide. I finally told the maid to assassinate them on sight, in the kitchen or under the bush.
Whoops, I think I may have just gotten us on the government list of terror suspects. Well, neither of us has anything to hide so the minor inconvenience of being strip searched upon entering Federal Buildings, Airplanes and Border Crossings will be well worth the safety gained.
While there is no way to tell if we made the list, you can bet your short hairs on it.
Love, Dan