If you are a Democrat, it depends, but most often we are both pussies and asses. Sometimes we like to take control of it but we are soon bent over and take it in the ass. This nympho activity has gone on for four years and had a nice stint in the Clinton administration (those were the days weren't they). But in America today, there are two types of people. You have those who like it rough and those who like it gentle or as some people like to call them, the bunnies or the bunners. And I don't know about you, but I would rather be the bunner. But I try to follow the whole "dem unity" thing... you know the one party one mission thing but in the end my face is down and my ass is up.
So why is it that when someone in the Democratic Party becomes a bunner for once in the party's history, the bunnies cry foul. Here we have a bunner who isn't afraid to say what needs to be said. Here we have a bunner who preaches to the pulpit soliciting tons of money from the congregation and the bunnies want to speak out. Here we have a bunner who isn't afraid to get dirty and take chances and the bunnies want to stay in the comfort of Adam's Morgan and Dupont. We even have a bunner who isn't afraid to scream even if it costs him a party bid. Here we have a bunner to lead the bunnies and the bunnies have something to say (gasp). On top of this, the bunnies say that they cannot stop John Bolton!
Where was all of this hippity hop when Condi Rice, Alberto Gonzales, John Negroponte, and Priscilla Owen were confirmed? Where was all of this hippity hop when George Bush won the election by a margin of 1 again? Where was all of this commotion when you voted for the Iraq war, its multi-billion dollar expenditures and the Patriot Act? Where was all of this talk when the bankruptcy and class action bills were passed and where were you when the minimum wage bill wasn't. More importantly, where were you when the party needed you most? Where were you when we cried in Florida? Where were you when we cried in Ohio? Where were you when we cried on November 3 at 11 in the morning?
I don't know but I'll tell you one thing- I am tired of taking it in the ass!
More than likely stolen from the The Young Liberals