By now you've all read about Ms. Ann Coulter's
hilarious take on Justice John Paul "George and Ringo" Stevens. If you haven't, she told a historically black college in New York that - and I hope you're sitting down for this because if you're not you might injure yourself from laughing too hard - "We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee". She then added, "That's just a joke, for you in the media."
Well, that got me laughing so hard that I though I'd come up with a little joke of my own...
Ann Coulter should be grated with a cheese grater until she is basically one giant walking wound. Then, her arms and legs should be bound, and she should be thrown into a vat of rubbing alcohol to be drowned. Her body should be recovered, her head cut off, put on a spike, and displayed prominently in front of DNC headquarters, and be facefucked by Howard Dean when he arrives at work every morning.
Haha!
So, this is where everyone should post their own Ann Coulter jokes. It's easy, just think of a creative way for someone to off the bitch, and write it down. But make sure when you're done to put a "haha" at the end, so the media knows it's a joke.
And if you want to go a different direction and do a joke about Sean Hannity or Pat Robertson (Pat Robertson should be smote by having his living body eaten by a plague of locusts - haha!), no one is stopping you. Justices Thomas and Scalia are, of course, fair game as well.