Seriously, you need to move and move fast. Like right now, progressive.
Why?
History is about to pass you by at speeds you cannot imagine, and you only have hours left to catch a piece for yourself!
Dukakis cigarettes?!?
Democratic donkey whiskey?
What the hell am I talking about?
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As you sit here, you're missing out on a
once-in-a-lifetime chance for some serious mojo. You mean you didn't know Dukakis had promotional cigarettes? Well, they did, and you only have
HOURS left to
make your move!
That's right - the Yearly Kos charity auctions are closing today on eBay, and you only have hours left to snag yourself something unique from our community, or perhaps some schwag you'll never see again. And, best of all, you can dive in head-first into the community & experience what we have to offer each other - from Bosnian footie socks to jewelry to just about anything you can imagine!
So if you're one of those folks who keep saying "I wish I was going", you can still do something to support Yearly Kos & bid on something right now! Or, if you just want to get your hands on one of the autographed Crashing the Gates Markos is autographing, then get over to eBay and see what YearlyKos is selling!
Move move move!
PS. If you win the auction I want, which is seriously undervalued IMHO, I will exact my revenge somehow, usually in mumbled, inaudible curses.