You have to hear this song - it's called "The Bush Blues"
You can listen to it at www.myspace.com/carlojustin
Here are the lyrics - just wait 'til the last chorus - it's like a Brawny Paper Towel Commercial!!!
The Bush Blues
Copyright 2004, Carlo Justín
I used to think
I could be a revolutionary
But I got tired of banging my head against the wall
So now I got regular job
Nothing too extraordinary
Always at my wife's beck and call
Though sometimes I think
I could organize a movie
and take it
to Sundance or Cannes
I am just a man
Without a plan
But there's one thing I still know and that's that...
I hate Bush
I hate him more than I hate diarhea
I hate Bush
I think I'd rather have President Gonnorhea
Cos If hate Bush
And she hates bush
and I know you hate him too
Then I'm friends with you
And we both hate Bush.
Sometimes I feel
Like a cellular call
Static and dry like the air at the mall
I watch the bombs falling like snow on TV
And they say the bombs fall for me
Well they can take one big smart bomb
or one big smart egg
and crack that shit on the President's head
I'd rather be dead
Than be friends with Bush
And I see you rich guys with
Bush stickers on your car
along with the orange and blue stars and bars
They drove in the Mideast through a puddle of prose
And got the oil slick stuck on my clothes
Now I know I should go home
To the wife that I love
And pray for compassion from above
But there's no compassion from them
That's when I go call my friends
Cos WE hate Bush
We hate him more than we hate diahrea
We hate bush
We think we'd rather have President Gonnorhea
Yes we'd have president clap, and president crabs
or even a Democrat too
Cos if you also hate Bush
then we're friends with you....