I hear Daryn Kagan broke up with Rush - apparently she only does hard news.
I guess he takes Viagra so he can be an even bigger dick.
I heard he was supplying Viagra to President Bush. Even the President gets tired of screwing the country all the time.
I thought he was gay! Oh wait, that's Liberace.
I guess the vast right-wing conspiracy isn't quite so vast.
He puts the "social" in "social conservative."
Limbaugh declined to comment on the seizure - I guess he likes to keep his privates private.