Now look what liberal Hollywood did. They shoved their agenda so far down everybody's throats that it has turned everyone gay. Brokeback Mountain is now the
#1 movie in America, thanks to the homosexual cabal known as the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and their annual celebration of their own perversion, the Golden Globes. Their televised broadcast was nothing but a deviant siren song, sending a signal straight out of Hollywood and Gomorrah into the brains of millions of God-fearing normal Americans Monday, recruiting them into theaters the very next day. Bastards. Now that they've seen the movie, you know what that means. They are all now gay. Yes, every single one of them. Don't believe their denials. They're gay, gay, gay. Which is why you must send me all their telephone numbers, so that I may contact them and bring them into my transformative ex-gay ministry. They need my healing love.
And if you can attach a photo, too, that would be preferable.