In these times of Terror and Death, with Dear Leader Bush, Reich Commander Rove, and Reich Commandant Cheney doing all they can to fight those who would kill us in our homes, we need to give the Dear Leader more time to complete his Mission.
After the confirmation of Just Judge Alito, I respectfully ask that the Supreme Court of the Reich suspend the 22nd Amendment. In extraordinary times, extraordinary measures are needed. We cannot afford to change Leaders in times of War, because this would be a sign to the Terrorists that we are ready to surrender. I pray that the Nine Just Judges will act courageously to allow Dear Leader to serve until the War Against Terror is completed by either suspending the 22nd Amendment, or suspending elections in 2008.
The American people have spoken, and what they have said is, "We are frightened, lazy, distracted, sleepy sheep. Thinking is difficult and makes our head hurt. The President needs to wiretap to protect us. The President wants to keep us safe. The President needs to torture, that's OK. The President and his advisors know best - how could we, mere subjects of the Reich, ever know what these Leaders know? Don't depress us with knowledge, just let the President do what he needs to do."
I agree with the American people. We are facing a Crisis we have never faced before. The Terrorists want to kill you in your homes, in your offices, in your churches, and on your soccer fields. Reich Commander Rove is Right: the Democrats are Wrong, Dead Wrong. In order to secure our Way of Life, the Nine Just Judges will immediately suspend Congress and elections so that the Dear Leader can do his work without delay.
Please work with me to ask the Just Judges to disband Congress and let the War on Terror proceed. This way, the Dear Leader and Patriot Patriarchs Rove and Cheney can work with our Dear Leader to defeat the Terrorists, and restore our Way of Life.
All Americans must join me in defeating those arrogant voices of Treason! Disband Congress, suspend elections now, so that we can allow the Dear Leader to protect us.
In God's name, Amen.