From the home office, Dick Cheney's Top 10 Excuses for Shooting That Guy:
- Sure, like you've never seen seen giant game birds wearing day glo orange vests
- Warrantless domestic spying revealed he was getting phone calls from al Queda
- If the Vice President does it, its not against the law
- Hoping to put him in a persistent vegetative state so the GOP could pass a law to keep him alive
- Thought he was hunting Dan Quayle
- The love between them could not survive back in Washington
- Birds, Cows, People-- with my eyesight I'm lucky I hit anything
- Positive the guy's family will welcome him as a liberator
- Pheasants? I thought we were hunting peasants
and the number one Cheney excuse for shooting that guy:
1. Open season on liberals started early this year