Top 10 reasons why, I, George W. Bush, is dealing with Iran diplomatically.
"I worked it out. Hussein may be insane, but Khomeini can't be insany because insany ain't a word."
"I'd like to follow in the great Iranian diplomatic footsteps of Jimmy Carter."
"Don't worry we're invading these countries alphabetically. Afghanistan, Iraq, Iran."
"Because it's after 9/11, not before 9/11."
"By invading the country without the weapons of mass destruction, we're confusing the enemy. Believe me, they is confused."
"There is no use in invading Iran, they don't have any oil."
"We may have our differences, but if I know one thing about Iran, it's that they're good, freedom loving folk."
"Iran puts a premium on religion. And believe me, that can't be a bad thing."
"In complete and absolute seriousness, Colin Powell convinced me."
"'Mission Accomplished'. It worked the first time."