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My Left Wing.
It's really getting ridiculous. 16 killed in Nigeria, a Russian editor facing criminal charges and finally, the Pope's better late than never condemnation if violent protest.
First of all, it's just a freakin' cartoon. I know your Prophet is holy and all, but let's keep things in perspective. How many Christian churches are you going to burn because you were offended?
Secondly, if you think you're pissed now, just wait until you hear what I have planned for you?
--- Warning for the easily offended
If you're reading this, then you've already been warned that what you are about to read is extremely offensive and will likely piss you off -- especially if you're a Muslim.
Okay, you're still here. Great. Now, if you, the violent Muslims, don't stop this insanity, I am going to unleash a psychological terror on you from which you'll never recover. I can and will do this if I do not get what I want.
Your rage and outrage is merely a thin veil covering your weakness. Your weakness is your faith and I intend to exploit that weakness like a wriggling finger in a bullet hole. Anyone of true faith would not be so concerned about another's perceived blasphemy. If your faith is strong, it can withstand criticism and ridicule. It is obvious to me your faith is as weak like a newborn lamb with anthrax.
Like a wounded animal in a corner, your viciousness is doubled by pain and fear -- keep in mind, you let a cartoon do this to you! A fucking cartoon, you fucking retards.
Think about it, if a cartoon is that painful to you, imagine a tattoo of Mohammed's face on a pig's ass. Imagine a thousand tattoos on a thousand pig asses. That would make a nice picture, don't you think? Emailable art? Would you like that? No? OK then, stop the senseless violence and recognize the fact that my right to free speech trumps your need to kill people just because you got offended. Okay?
No? Then, how about little Mohammed figurines skillfully carved out of pig feces? Properly lacquered, that would make for a nice keychain, n'est pas? I can do that. I can actually mass market this shit and make a cool million off bored truckers. And I will unless I get my way.
Listen up, extremists! This is just a small taste of things to come. These are merely the tamest of my ideas to torture your weak, little terrified minds. I can wear you down and wear you out with a never-ending stream of highly-offensive Mohammed related imagery (think anal sex!)
Consider this your only warning. If I don't get reduced violence and $6 billion within the next 24 hours, the blasphemy begins.
Killy