I just got off the phone with Markos' kid and he said that I am in charge. There is nothing you can do about it. Your comments were considered carefully and then duly dismissed.
Most importantly, you must realize that I will call you when I want an opinion to dismiss out of hand. Until that time, I am running this place as regent to the rightful heir to the Markos' throne (the kid always showed more promise than the old man anyway).
From this point forward, we have some new rules! [Maher stole it from me and I want it back!]
Rule #1 All of my posts go straight to the top. Not #2, I want front page. No comments allowed, just adulation.
Rule #2 No pictures of your cats! Or your cats peeing in the toilet!
Less below the fold:
Rule #3 Hunter is no longer a leader, just a scrounger. He will feed me his wit and wisdom, so that I shall claim it as my own. He will enjoy this new role immensely.
Rule #4 Troll ratings will be reserved for well-written, articulate, and concise comments. The ramblings of an addled or tin-hatted mind will lay claim to the illusory 4.
Rule #5 The Oxford pause is now mandatory!
Rule #6 No lists shall go longer than five.