Well, maybe you can conflate them a little bit. But I swear, these stories are both being carried by AP right now.
Who says irony is dead.
20-Foot 'Super Colon' Visits Ohio
AP Breaking News
(03-02) 15:50 PST Columbus, Ohio (AP) --
Could you call it the colon that ate Columbus? A giant organ that is a natural target for wisecracks is making a stop downtown...
Schwarzenegger offer[ed] to skip [the] Arnold Classic, but that would leave Columbus without its main attraction.
res ipsa loquitur