Recently a half million people demonstrated against pending legislation which would make existing illegal aliens felons. This tends to be a dividing issue in our country, nobody can decide what we should do. Well my friends, I have figured it out. One easy answer to solve the problem once and for all. And the answer is this...send them to Texas.
Now, you may be laughing right now, or shaking your head, or preparing hate-mail, or, well, who knows what you may be doing right now. But hear me out, please!
First off, the problem with illegal immigrants is nobody wants them in their state. Nobody wants them taking their jobs. But do the people in, say, Florida really give a damn about the illegals in California? Probably not. If there is one thing that this country tends to stand for, it's "out of sight, out of mind."
Now, why Texas you might ask. Simple, the vast majority of illegal aliens are from Mexico, and Texas was pretty much stolen from Mexico at gunpoint anyway. The PR campaign should be simple, just paint it as both showing "compassion" and "giving back a little" and the people will eat it up. If they'll buy all the other bile being spoon fed to them, this one should be easy!
So it's simple, declare that all illegal aliens may move to Texas and we won't touch them!
Texas, well, sorry about yo' damn luck. You'll soon have 10 million new citizens coming. You pretty much told all of us that our Emperor In A Cowboy Costume was our problem...well, this is your problem. Deal with it!
And the best part is...Texas 2008: BLUE STATE