The end is here for Tom DeLay. Not even President Syphillis or God could save him from the possibility of facing an embarrassing loss in the upcoming November elections. Not even Right-Wing Christians who pray against the Liberal boogeyman, could save Tom DeLay from the finality. The brutal and ugly end to a despicable individual.
OH!Happy Day.
Will I miss Tom DeLay?
The answer is yes. And, while I can't fathom writing such a statement, like that, nothing would've given me great pleasure to see him battered and humiliated this November.
Like President Syphillis, Tom DeLay is soft. People might say his resignation will leave the Democrats without a whipping boy, but no one should ever refer to DeLay as "the Hammer." He left without swinging and complaining about the Liberal media ruining his life. Now, the Hammer is dead. Refer to him as "Dickless Tom."
Texans and their foolish pride should disown DeLay. Like President Syphillis, he bought his way into the political process and now is leaving with his tail between the legs. If I was a Texan, I would organize a militia to kidnap DeLay. Stuff him into a cannon and shoot him out. Only problem with that is, his remains would pollute the air.
Tom DeLay was everything that was wrong with the G.O.P. The greedy, smug, God-fearing sycophant led the House and the country to the largest debt in our nation's history. Yet, he had the audacity to say that under his leadership, the government shrunk.
Maybe he meant to say, his dick got smaller while in power.
Shriveled up after masturbating to the scores of corporate money that was coming his way.
In my lifetime, I've never seen a more greedier individual. More consumed by the political pornography of the times. But, with Jesus on his side, he used Terri Schiavo as a sponge to wipe away the problems that were tumbling his way.
To create an atmosphere where Federal Judges are being harassed, because they won't buckle to the Neo-Con ideology. There are those who say, DeLay has integrity. Kool-aid drinkers they are. Oblivious to the problems that plague this country. Yet, believing in fairy tales is a Conservative trait.
Fmr Rep DeLay, is the most smug, arrogant, human being I've ever seen. The man believes that his shit smells like expensive perfume. He would gladly create a "kiss Tom DeLay's ass club."
With the resignation, leaves hope open. The world of corruption and cutthroat tactics under the DeLay regime is coming to a slow end. Hopefully, a slow and painful death. Believing in the vast Liberal conspiracy won't help him. The deck is starting to rise, and the birds are starting to sing. Sooner or later, it'll mean, hard time for DeLay.
Where's your messiah now, Hammer?
Once, the end has arrived, we should all pitch in to give DeLay a new "Prison bitch name." I think Tonya will do.