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Dear Friends,

I have finally found what G.W. can do after his "reign" in office finally comes to a close. Hell, if things keep going his way, he may even be allowed to do it from behind bars.

If only he could live out his dreams without hurting anyone else? - I would be the first to buy. Perhaps he and Falafel-man can get together and publish?

Originally posted to Crowdog on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 02:29 PM PDT.

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  •  He'll be too busy (1+ / 0-)
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    clearing brush at the loony bin!

    Who Burns for the Perfection of Paper - Martin Espada

    by demkat620 on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 02:35:55 PM PDT

  •  Nothing worthwhile, and hopefully harmless (1+ / 0-)
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    The "failed presidency" of Jimmy Carter provided the leverage for him to do some truly wonderful things in his "retirement."  I doubt that things like his Habitat for Humanity work would have been very likely for a former Georgia governor.

    Maybe he'll fill out a roundtable discussion on Fox News... if they're still around in 10 years, that is.

  •  Where?? (4+ / 0-)
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    Sassy, Crowdog, greenearth, myrealname

    I don't know.  How many countries are there with no extradition treaty with the US that would take him?  I believe he will be the first US president to go into exile to avoid prosecution.

  •  Prison (2+ / 0-)
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    Sassy, greenearth

    If there is a God.

  •  Bush will be pardoned by President Hastert (3+ / 0-)

    He will then go on to buy another major sports franchise, and run it into the ground.  He will resume drinking, and Laura will leave him.  Heh heh.

    Sometimes you cover your ass with the lame excuses you have, instead of the lame excuses you wish you had. (-3.00, -5.49)

    by litigatormom on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 02:43:15 PM PDT

    •  Think Hastert will live that long? (2+ / 0-)
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      Street Kid, myrealname

      Put it this way. I wouldn't want to be his term life insurance underwriter. He looks like a massive coronary waiting to happen.

      "I don't see any more serious division in our country than we had in the Civil War and at other times."--Richard J. Daley, former mayor of Chicago.

      by Dump Terry McAuliffe on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 02:45:03 PM PDT

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      •  He will be stuffed, and with the aid of (0+ / 0-)

        ventriloquism, will be kept "alive" long enough to issue the pardon.

        Sometimes you cover your ass with the lame excuses you have, instead of the lame excuses you wish you had. (-3.00, -5.49)

        by litigatormom on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 05:30:23 PM PDT

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    •  funny thing about sports teams (0+ / 0-)

      he ran his first company into the ground, and was bought out by his dad's buddies.  He was on the board of the company that bailed him out, and he was so disinterested that one of the board members suggested he quit.  Sometime later, he did, and bought into the baseball team.  But they didn't let him run it.  Some things are too important.

      •  Yeah, its okay to turn Iraq into a total bollix (1+ / 0-)
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        but BASEBALL is sacred.

        Someday the true and complete history of this administration will be told, and it will be so much worse than we even know, or think, or worry.

        Sometimes you cover your ass with the lame excuses you have, instead of the lame excuses you wish you had. (-3.00, -5.49)

        by litigatormom on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 06:53:02 PM PDT

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  •  He won't be at the 2016 GOP Convention (0+ / 0-)

    By then, he'll have cemented his status as the Worst President Ever, and his entire family will be declared persona non grata at GOP functions. Even the Lincoln Day dinner in Greenville, South Carolina, the home of Bob Jones University.

    "I don't see any more serious division in our country than we had in the Civil War and at other times."--Richard J. Daley, former mayor of Chicago.

    by Dump Terry McAuliffe on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 02:44:00 PM PDT

  •  What is The Hague, Alex? (7+ / 0-)


    Some things are not for sale. Send the Republicans home in 2006.

    by The Termite on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 02:47:08 PM PDT

  •  i can dream, can't I? (5+ / 0-)
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    shycat, Chamonix, Sassy, Crowdog, greenearth

    if there is any justice in the universe, dipshit and chief will take an extended stay in holland...

    "after the Rapture, we get all their shit"

    check out An Angry Yank in Kent. now mostly legible!

    by lipris on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 02:50:44 PM PDT

  •  probably (0+ / 0-)

    following his father's footsteps... into the Carlyle Group, where he'll be collecting a lot of money for making speeches and in general, getting access to corrupt heads of state all over the world.

    Looking for intelligent energy policy alternatives? Try here.

    by alizard on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 02:56:31 PM PDT

  •  ...back on the bottle (publicly) (1+ / 0-)
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  •  my guess... (0+ / 0-)

    traveling to some foreign natural disasterfor President  JEB Bush, along with Hillary of course.

    "They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."- Benjamin Franklin

    by bluestateLIBertarian on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 03:01:16 PM PDT

  •  In rehab. (0+ / 0-)

    Fox News - We Distort, You Imbibe.

    by richter on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 03:03:40 PM PDT

  •  Behind a very high wall (2+ / 0-)
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    Crowdog, myrealname

    In a very rich retirement community :-(

  •  Riding the Bush Mobile, (1+ / 0-)
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    an gigantic sweaty pig that wears 2 pairs of W's prezidental cowboy boots and carries Bubble-ya on a world tour of international reconciliation/education/humiliation.

    Then, it's off to a permanent holiday at sunny Gitmo with the rest of his pals.

    Square with the hip and hip with the square.

    by JVictor on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 03:08:00 PM PDT

  •  he will never be (2+ / 0-)
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    Crowdog, myrealname

    Here since he has made us all live through his bullshit and  This is what we feel we have been living. I think 10 years from now he will be no different than he is now and that is THIS and he will forever be known as THIS

    Listen to tunes while reading Dkos Hot New Musical Artist Album out this Summer.

    by Chamonix on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 03:12:17 PM PDT

  •  He may get impeached, he may get (2+ / 0-)
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    Crowdog, myrealname
    convicted of a crime, he may get a pardon, he may even get sentenced.

    But in ten years, it'll all be over.  His Arab investors will be done with him, and he will be slinking around with a select group of mafioso-appearing cronies, unable to appear in public for fear of getting shouted at, pissed on, put down, or otherwise reamed out.

    You'll never see him on an airline flight, and you'll never see him at a restaurant unless his friends have bought the place for the night.

    He will be forbidden, on medical grounds, from driving on public roads.

    His Arab investors will be done with him.

    He'll have a book, and the "Christian" (so-called) followers of Falwell, Dobson, etc., will buy it, but it will have been co-written by some quasi-journalist shill.

    People will groan every time his name is mentioned.

    He might be O.J. Simpson's newest friend.

    "The face of evil is the face of total need." - Wm. Burroughs

    by oblomov on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 03:13:56 PM PDT

  •  he'll be in a mental institution (0+ / 0-)

    where he should have gone before his first run for President of OUR UNITED STATES. Not his.He is a traitor, he'll claim insanity, and get off sitting in a ward all day weaving baskets.

  •  You guys seem to forget, while dancing (0+ / 0-)

    on his and his party's grave that tricky dick Nixon' party was back in the WH after only one election.
    If the call for impeachment stops and he completes his term perhaps he will screw up enough that people will not give the reThugs  a chance for a long time.
    Otherwise, he will become richer like the Newt & Colin Powell by giving speeches to the loyals and the the Jesus Freaks

  •  Next to the furthest depths of Hell (0+ / 0-)

    prison is my next choice.

    One nation, under surveillance, no liberty, nor justice for us

    by SisTwo on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 03:34:31 PM PDT

  •  If there is any justice (1+ / 0-)
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    in this world, the war crimes tribunal at The Hague will sentence him, Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rice, and Perle to be on a chain gang rebuilding schools and hospitals in Iraq!

    Al Qeada is a faith-based initiative.

    by drewfromct on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 03:38:29 PM PDT

  •  Six feet under (2+ / 0-)
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    Crowdog, myrealname

      As his presidency crumbles around him, Bush -- each day drunker than the next -- begins to find the taste of lead tempting.  In a little case in the Oval Office is Saddam Hussein's personal revolver...

      Note to FBI informants: before you start looking for me, please note that this is not a wish-fulfilment fantasy nor something I want to happen to Mr. Bush, and I indeed hope that he survives his term to be held to justice for his crimes against humanity.  It is, however, something that I can easily imagine our increasingly deranged President contemplating.  Not only isn't he the smartest egg in the carton, his shell is just a little bit cracked.

  •  Dead (1+ / 0-)
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    If there is any justice in this world, the whole lot of them will be hung for the traitors that they are.

    It is not up to the Hague to put them in prison for war crimes, although they certainly could.

    It is up to the American people to stand up and say that we will not stand for OUR Constitution and OUR Civil Liberties to be trashed, and let the perpetrators get away with it.

    It's time to put an end to the Wars - all of them - the War on Drugs, the War on Poverty, the undeclared War on the Middle Class.

    We are supposed to be a democratic republic, a peace-loving people. Why is everything that comes out of our government a War on Something?

    They have used those Wars against American Citizens to criminalize us and incarcerate us at rates unseen in any other developed country. It's allowed the militarization of our police forces so that they are no longer trained to 'Protect and Serve', but 'Us vs. Them'. Against their neighbors.

  •  He's not concerned. (0+ / 0-)

    He know the rapture will get here before then.

  •  He will be found... (0+ / 0-)

    In the backyard of his Iraq, Green Zone, retirement retreat in the lovely, peaceful, democratic Iraq that he (ha,ha,ha-ask the military which one took the bullets) built, dead of a self-inflicted gunshot wound after a drinking binge.

    -A man can dream, can't he?

    Changing America 1 cup at a time... "I'm not a Liberal, I just use my brain."

    by coffeeinamrica on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 04:17:14 PM PDT

  •  The Hague.... (0+ / 0-)

    ...answering for war crimes, insh'allah.

    We'll see you at Yearlykos!!!

    by InquisitiveRaven on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 04:37:03 PM PDT

  •  Given His Religious Beliefs, I Expect... (2+ / 0-)
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    Crowdog, myrealname

    ...Bush may be in hell.

  •  He SHOULD be in prison... (1+ / 0-)
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    but I fear that he will somehow slither out of this one as he has all the others. It's disheartening.

  •  Kansas (0+ / 0-)

    There's a cell in Leavenworth with his name all over it.

    Thwarting the forces of conservatism since 1978. -7.63, -5.64

    by wiscmass on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 05:00:34 PM PDT

  •  My vote? (0+ / 0-)

    He'll be dead, and roasting in Hell.

    Not a threat, mind you.

    "We are so small between the stars, so large against the sky . . . and lost amidst the subway crowds, I try to catch your eye." (L. Cohen)

    by proudtinfoilhat on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 05:04:45 PM PDT

  •  I figure he'll be clearing brush (1+ / 0-)
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    digging irrigation trenches and hunting armadillos on his ranch. He won't be allowed to leave, kinda like Napoleon's Elba/St. Helena banishments and by the time he dies he will have reverted completely to the mind of a three year-old, forgetting everything he did in his pathetic life.

    ... we now know a lot of things, most of which, we already knew... (-dash888)

    by Tirge Caps on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 05:20:10 PM PDT

  •  And God help us if... (1+ / 0-)
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    Bush becomes the epitome of this highest achievement->

    So, then, to every man his chance -- to every man, regardless of his birth, his shining golden opportunity -- to every man his right to live, to work, to be himself, to become whatever his manhood and his vision can combine to make him -- this, seeker, is the promise of America.

    • -- Thomas Wolfe

    Changing America 1 cup at a time... "I'm not a Liberal, I just use my brain."

    by coffeeinamrica on Mon Apr 10, 2006 at 06:44:21 PM PDT

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