Remembrr mee? Im Armandoz zzCat. An Im madd ritenoww.
Wyy? Cuzz Armando'z gotta nooblog an he didnn makemee a fruntpagr. Me, Armandos veree owne zzCat whoz bellee heez pettd for yeers. II SHOOD BEE A FRUNTPAGR!!! Im bettr then thatt Trveeno fello. Hesuks. Heez lyke a chiknhawkk but withoutt the fethrs an the tasteemeet. I donlike himm. I think hee izadogg.
An that peero. I donlike that peero. He maksnosens. Hez like illiterit. He cantspell wordz lyke confoozing or antydysistabblishminttaryanizzzzzm. I can spll bettr. I wun cat spellin bees when i wuzz a kittn.
I think i deezerv tobee a fruntpagr. But it getz wors. Itz catshit, thatz wutitiz. Az armando woodsay, mor on theflipp.
Inn hizdiery, Armando sedd thiss:
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Hope thers feel as you do.
PArt of me fears it will be me, Trevino and four cats.
Forcatz? I thot Armando onlee hadd wun! Apparentlee hez gota cat in evereeport andhee tellz all uvthem theyr hiz onleecatz lyk hee toldmee. Catshitt! Im his wunandonlee.
I donwanna mayk Armando madd, so I postedd thiss ovr att soredscrossd:
Armandos Cat wrote,
Armando, yoosuk. Yoo didn even let yorcat no abowt this heer siyt. That maks meemad. Yoo no what els maks meemad? Yoo donallow swareing. Swareing is funn. Wy you noallow itt?
Won good thing tho. I likee Trveeno cuz hee sez Demicratz suk. I dunno whutt a Demicrat iz, but it duzn tast azgood az a chikn orahawkk. So I lik chikinhawkz bettr.
Anywaee, good jobb Armando from yur littlcat whoo thinkz urcool. Ill beebak lotza timz too tell you urcool an yoo shood mak mee a fruntpagr.
P.S. I saw u saidd on koz thatt u wood beeheer with forcats an Trveeno. Who ur thee uthr threecatz? I thot i wuz theonly catt in urlife.
So I tryed to beenyce. But if hee duznt reespond, Ithink I willhav too be Trveenozcat insted uv Armandos zzcat. Even tho I don no whoo this Trveeno iz. Even tho he cood be -- gaspp -- Bobzdog. Better then beeing thecatt of Armando who wont givmee the tymofday.
Myyhart izbrokn. Meeiauuuw!
[Updayt] Ima Tee Yoo! A Tee Yoo! I dunno whutt a Tee Yoo iz, tho. All I no is now I cann see lotsa uglee commentz byy uglee peepl calld trollz. Summ cat tell mee: arr trollz tastee lyk chikinz anhawkkz?