The Generals
want Rumsfeld to goThey've told all who'd listen it's so
Bush said more than once
That his
Rummy's no dunceBut Bush is - well - let's say, he's "slow"
Now Rummy is feeling the net
The generals will win this, I bet
You can't fight the army
By just being smarmy
And Bush is not Emperor yet!
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That CIA guy's in a mess
He took secret prisons to press
He leaked to Ms. Priest
And unleashed the beast
Now he's out of a job, more or less
Dick Cheney, he slept through the meet
While Jintao and Bush took the heat
"Those are not correct quotes -
I was looking at notes!"
Said ol' Dick as his nose grew three feet.
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The Queen of England has turned eighty
The occasion deserves something, Matey!
But with 21-gun
And a gift from her son
There is not much to say that is weighty
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There once was a Dem from "C" "T"
Who said from the flu we must flee
"We can't talk solutions
When folks give ablutions
And say flu brings Rumsfeld a fee!"
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Catch V for Vendetta while showing
The seeds of dissent its been sowing
Displaced it will be
Soon by Tom's MI3
The art? I fear IT will be going.
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Forgive me this repeated thread
I did one last week while in bed
But I had such a blast
Watching DK'ers cast
All their barbs while to Limericks wed!