For those of you who think that Cinco de Mayo, Mother's Day and Memorial Day are May's only major holidays, allow me to present this political buffet of honorary observances.
Obviously, BushCo already knows all about them.
May is...
Better Sleep Month: the appropriate celebration consists of one indicted Karl Rove, one Ambien from Patrick Kennedy's medicine cabinet, and a bottle of Jack Daniels.
May is...
Breathe Easy Month: breathe easier as Darth Cheney comes closer and closer to Patrick Fitzgerald's righteous web.
May is...
Mental Health Month: a war begun by the mentally disabled can now be fought by the mentally disabled!
May is...
High Blood Pressure Education Month: read all Dkos diaries involving the NSA, AT&T, Verizon and Bellsouth and try not to suffer any catastrophic, life-shortening maladies.
May is...
Correct Posture Month: this means you, Dick. Slouching over in your chair, pretending to read notes while high-level governmental proceedings are in progress, is a tell-tale sign of poor posture.
There are many other holidays and observances in the month of May. Go the website, pick one, find a fun picture, and compose your celebration in the comments.