How long will it go on?
Days?
Months?
Years?
For an eternity?
Will it happen after the rapture, too? (If it does, please leave the key to your apartment and the passwords here before you go, okay? I can see St. Peter at the gate counting how many hidden comments I've had on DailyKos and failing because there aren't any so I won't be going and it's such a waste to not recycle your stuff to me.)
With all the troll war diaries and the allusions to a troll-hunting cabal, I'm feeling so left out.
Countless diaries and the comments in those diaries have referred to a mysterious troll-hunting cabal and they told me I was a member but no one noticed. Now people are practically begging to be called out in one. Well, dammit, what about me?
I do my best to troll rate everyday. I read the hidden comments before my tea when I am most crankiest, I practically stalk 9/11 IHOP diaries deliciously dishing out troll ratings to those who believe that the towers maliciously fell after someone smoked a cigarette in the stairwell. I point out the flaws in their fantasy, but darn, I can't get any troll hunters after me.
I make off-the wall comments about pulled pork in pressure cookers in other dairies about the troll-rating cabal and I end up with recommends. What gives with that?
I try to antagonize, and push people to their breaking point and no one dishes out troll-ratings and call outs at me. Jeez, I manage to do it at work and was even cited by someone who quit recently. Well, he was a Republican so that's probably different but he told the boss I was part of the cabal. There's a lot more people here and no sees my inner-asshole.
People do all these meta diaries about the abuse heaped on by TUs and dammit again, I look with anticipation expecting to see my name and it's never there. What am I, chopped liver? Pulled pork butt? I wake each afternoon (so troll-rate me for being a vampire) with eagerness to see the hidden comments from the night before and I never find myself there. I end up walking away from my computer feeling dejected and on the verge of tears over it. Oh, there's been a few troll ratings along the way, but nothing major and besides those have been from the anti-troll rating cabal so they don't count. But dammit all to hell, no hidden comments! Even the one time I asked people to troll rate a comment because I really didn't want it out for public consumption, you guys still fucking uprate it. I don't get it.
Not a single one!
No one ever calls me out and I can't understand why. Instead you guys just keep uprating practically every single comment I make. What is wrong with you people?
I mean, shit, no one to my knowledge has even pulled the UID crap on me. I've only been here since last August so I am sure I am worthy of it.
Are you trying to destroy DKos or something?
You guys are falling down on the job in my opinion. I just may have to reconsider my role here because of it.