Cheers and Jeers Monday
BiPM did not write.
Substitute today.
Bad haiku throwdown!
Nothing is sacred, comrades.
More below the fold.
Cheers and Jeers for June
Twenty-Sixth, Two Thousand Six
Thank God it's Monday?
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So much bad haiku
Lurking on the Internets
Also, in my brain
Mehitabel loves
bad haiku, much as she loves
Rocky Horror Show
Doc Frankenfurter
"I'm Just A Sweet Transvestite"
In sexy corset
With thigh-high nylons
Garter belt, skimpy panties
Great legs for a guy
But, I digress. [cough]
Rocky Horror Show must wait
for another day
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Spam haiku comes first
An awesome anthology
About canned pink "meat"
World runs out of food
Except SPAM and dead people.
Soylent Green stocks rise.
SPAM is the question
Blue can in golden forest
The zen monk answers
Payday a long way
SPAM and cat chow left today
Wrestled the cat, lost
A bulimic binge:
Bread, cheese, spam, chips, Spam, SPAM, SPAM--
Gravity's rainbow.
Wide-eyed, Dave Bowman
gasps "My God: It's full of SPAM"
Pink monolith drifts
Political hai-
ku: So many criminals
So few syllables
Fuck them damn debates,
I hate those stupid questions!
Karl, where's my earpiece?
Inherits the throne
Thanks to Supreme providence
And some dude named Chad
Saddam's "nucular"
weapons of mass destruction--
We might still find some!
I own Senate and
House of Reprehensibles
How? Strategery!
I am pretty sure
(Buckshot blood snickers bad press)
It was not a bird
Immigration angst.
Should they stay or should they go?
Congressmen, I mean.
YourCongress dot com
Personalized haiku
For Congresscritters
Ted Stevens, R-AK
Washington fixture
damn good at steering the dough
to the 49th
Sam Brownback, R-KS
Kansas is not flat
at least not in the Flint Hills
some heads may be though
Conrad Burns, R-WY
Cattle auctioneer
same business as elections
highest bidder wins
Maxine Waters, D-CA
Always liberal
talks the talk and walks the walk
in very high heels
Russ Feingold, D-WI
It is possible
to get elected without
taking PAC money
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Puppy pic du jour
Plus a pootie pic du jour
I was so damn cute
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Cheers to diaries
about domestic abuse
This one's a must-read
Cheers to diary
whorage: dKos Read-Along
Nineteen Eighty-Four
Cheers to SusanG
She's fundraising for netroots
Using her Bling! Bling!
Jeers to voting "No"
Okay to kill US troops
Say some Senators
Jeers to deja vu
Shit hits fan in Gaza Strip
There's a big surprise
Jeers to Tom Delay
Funneled cash through non-profits
Makes us all look bad
Jeers to buying votes
I-Dubya-C can be bought
Bad, bad, bad Japan
Jeers to Peter King
Times does its job for a change
Now he says they're spies
Jeers to Wal-Mart, Inc.
They have to pay for health care
Tantrums thrown in court
Jeers to big bummers
DHS is not way cool
Poor Michael Chertoff
Jeers to veddy, ved-
dy, veddy, veddy, veddy
boring David Brooks
Jeers to waste of time
Photog stalks Pitt-Jolie kid
God, I so don't care
Jeers to more time waste
Stop the presses! (Or not.) [Yawn]
Kidman, Urban wed
Cheers!!! to Helen T.
Spanks Tony Snow in briefing
Tony snivels: WAAAAAH!
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It's the WSP's
turn now to create haiku
Badder is better
The kiddie pool waits
What do you cheer and jeer for
On this fine morning?
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