WELL, I DO! THAT'S WHO!
Why do I care? Because this is an opportunity to mock Rush mercilessly. And when these opportunities arise, we must exploit them. Besides, who is more deserving than ol' Rush? (Okay, Dick Cheney is way more deserving, but until he shoots someone in the face again, we'll just have to wait for his next personal blunder.)
I know there have been a number of diaries about Rush's troubles already, but let's get all of the Rush dick jokes in one place -- kind of a Rush Dick Joke Clearinghouse -- that will serve as an "easy-access" database for any media sources who are looking for jokes to make about the loudmouthed lamebrain's most recent run-in with the law.
So have at it. This diary will likely be very improvisational in nature as posters react to comments going up. Should be wacky. (Pun intended.)
Update [2006-6-27 16:2:12 by Bob Johnson]:
My apologies to Grant Miller who put up a Rush dick joke diary just minutes before I did. No harm intended, Grant!