Reporter: So Mr. President can you tell us a little bit about the book you have been reading in Crawford.
Bush: Yeah, yeah, I'm really into this book, you know what I mean. At first I was thinking it was one of those Irish books, you know what I mean, all poetical and stuff and I wasn't too interested in that - because, you know the author, his name is Camus and I'm thinking that's like Shamus - you see what I'm talking about here. But then Laura she tells me - Laura you know she was one of them librarians before she married me - well she says that Camus it actually rhymes with barbeque. Now I don't know why he don't spell his name like barbeques, I mean that would make sense for a guy who wants to sell books - you understand what I'm saying here. But I'm thinking maybe I should read the book at the barbeque and then people ask me what I'm reading and I can say Camus at the barbeque, heh, heh, heh - cause it would work cause they don't know he spells his name like an Irishman.
Reporter: Don't you think it's ironic that you're reading a French existentialist at this point in history?
Bush: Yeah, yeah, that's what I heard, that this Camus dude is French. I'm thinking getting some French isn't bad. Anyway, the book's not in French, it's in English, you see what I mean. This Camus dude knew enough to write his book in English and I think you got to give him credit for that. I mean no Habla French, heh, heh, heh. And yeah, he was one of them, what do you call them, one of the extentaslistists. Those are some crazy dudes, you know they wear the funny hats and smoke cigarettes. But they're all like skinny, so I'm thinking they like to work out, so it's okay. So I'm thinking I need to give this Camus guy a real good nickname, in case he ever writes another book so he'll say good things about me.
Reporter: I believe Camus is dead.
Bush: You trying to show me up?
Reporter: No, it's just that....
Bush: So I hear they call him the little thief or some such thing.
Reporter: I think that was Genet.
Bush: No, I know his name wasn't Jenny. Old Camus was a guy, and he had a pretty good package from what I hear. Maybe you're not as smart about this existentlismalism as you think. Maybe not like the leader of the Free World.
Reporter: Maybe I'm confused.
Bush: So I'm calling this Camus dude little Frenchie now - you know putting a couple of things together there.
Reporter: Can you talk about the book a little bit.
Bush: Yeah, yeah, that's the really good part. Little Frenchie writes a damn good book there. It's all about Islamofascists and killing terrorists and all that. You know it's all about this guy killing an Arab. He don't want to do it - what is this guys name - Moreso, which is a heckuva funny name, but that means I don't have a chance to give him a nickname because he's already got one. But anyway this guy Moreso and his friend Raymond - and this dude Raymond he reminds me of Dick - well they don't want to kill the Arab, which I am convinced is an Islamofascist - I mean he's got a knife. Do you understand what I'm saying here? If an Arab has a knife then you gotta fight him over there so he doesn't stick the knife in to you over here. So Moreso and Dick, I mean Raymond, they do what they have to do and they shoot that damn Islamofascist down and let all the Arabs know there's a sheriff in town. Now do you understand how important that is.
Reporter: But I think the book is more about Mersault's reaction to the killing.
Bush: Yeah, yeah, Little Frenchie really goes to town then. Because Moreso, he still thinks he did the right thing killing that Islamofascist. Even if he didn't have a knife it would have been the right thing. Because Moreso made the beach safer for democracy. And then he could have some good crank it up sex with that girl of his. Like I said, great book.