So, what are the rules for a Snakes on a Plane
drinking game?
This is difficult, because much like the
Bob Newhart Drinking Game the occasions could come
(the) fast and
(the) furious (I know, different movie) to the degree that you would need to pre pour drinks and lay them out in front of you.
Here are my proposed rules, and I want your suggestions for improvements.
Definitions:
* That "A drink", except where otherwise stated refers to swallowing the amount of alcohol in your mouth equivalent to one large swallow of beer.
* That "chug" refers to drinking the equivalent of one shot of distilled spirits (1.5 oz), one glass of wine (5 oz), or one mug (12 oz) of beer.
Rules:
* See a snake: 1 drink.
* Snake bites someone: 1 drink.
* Snake bites someone who really had it coming: 1 drink.
* The phrase "Snakes on a Plane" is said: 1 chug.
* Samuel L. Jackson says "Mutherfucker" or its equivalents: 2 chugs (note, this DOES mean that the phrase, "I want these mutherfucking snakes off this mutherfucking plane" is 4 chugs)
* ALL CAR KEYS MUST BE TURNED OVER TO A NON DRINKING REFEREE PRIOR TO PLAYING