I was reading Slate today, and at the bottom of some article or other, I noticed that there was Rick Santorum for President gear for sale. Exactly how a soon-to-ex-Senator who only polls well with the people who think the Rapture is probably scheduled for tomorrow evening sometime is going to be elected President of the USA is beyond me. So, I clicked, and much to my surprise, I found that there is, indeed, a Rick Santorum Thong! Needless to say, this blew my mind.
Other than to flesh out the diary to 300 characters, I really don't need to write anything here. Simply pointing out that this delicate wearable exists is enough, I think.
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Is it for the man...or the dog?
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