Hello Mickey, Hello Minnie,
I'm calling you from the Committee
Things are looking iffy
According to the numbers that we've got here
Our lies are hurting us
Since airing "Path to 9/11" our stock value is in the basement...
As of Monday our stocks have lost 0.16% & it's only Wednesday
May not seem much to a Mouse like you, but the pig with the lipstick on it is eating up our profits...
How to fix this please tell us Mickey
Should we send Minnie out with those big lashes ...???
Everyone wants to sue us & our licencee's have been busted using "sweat shop" labor & Granny says she won't be buying you for Christmas for the Grandkiddies...
(More Below The Fold)
Some families are going to stay home for Christmas vacation rather than come to visit you at Disney World & they say they'll get sick if they take a cruise with you & Minnie...
Robert Iger has cost us plenty...
Wish I could have made this ryhme so we could have sung it to the tune of "Hello Mudder Hello Fadder, Stuck Here At Camp Granda"...But, hopefully you get my drift...