It's late and everyone's in bed, so I'm going to get this out of my system when it shouldn't be too rude to post a possibly unnecessary diary...but I have to tell
someone.
I FINALLY FIGURED OUT 'PATH TO 9/11' And we have all been WRONG! And unfair too!
Foolish people! It takes place in an alternate universe! And not just that. It's a MIRRORED universe where everything is opposites, and we were just too dumb to see what the director was getting at! Think about it:
- Competent Bush <-> Incompetent Clinton.
- Bush warns Clinton about Bin Laden <-> Clinton reads "My Pet Goat" with a dumb-as-a-turd expression on his face
- Jenna's a virginal magnum cum laude scholar <-> Chelsea's a...well we won't go there.
But don't you see it? No? Well, I "slam dunk it" on the flip.
One word:
GOATEES SILLY. Okay, two words. But the goatees really should have tipped us off right away! I mean it's really kinda
OBVIOUS.
Scene from "Path to 9/11" in which Madeline Albright (left), advises Mary Cheney (right) on her prom dress.