Avast, ye hardies, it's September 19th, Talk Like a Pirate Day.
So, climb to the highest yardarm and hoist yer grogs. Tell the world yer a pirate and proud of it. We're havin' Captain's Mast for the biggest pirate on the seven seas -- George Bush. After a one-minute trial (mostly taken up by the Pirate's Oath), we'll find him guilty as charged. But what to do with him? Keel haul the little bilge rat? Put him in irons and make him eat the key?
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I say flay the man's skin down to show to the world his spineless spine!
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