Do you like babies? Especially cute, happy babies? How about cuddly, furry kittens? Me too! And let us not forget about puppies. Imagine a pudgy puppy running along and stumbling, and falling down, then jumping back up and scampering about! Wouldn't you like to see that?
What about President Bush, isn't he messing things up? Boy, I'd sure say so. And Cheney, he's seems pretty mean, wouldn't you agree? It's like if you looked up "mean" in the dictionary, you'd probably see a picture of him! As far as our Republican-controlled congress, they sure seem to agree with the president most of the time, don't they? Even when it doesn't seem to make any sense! What's up with that?
Also, it's a darn shame all those people are fighting in all those different places, isn't it. It's really terrible that people are getting hurt. What would be really good, though, is if all the fighting all over the place would stop, so all the brave men and women in our military could come home safely. Wouldn't you agree? Regardless of what we think of the reasons they were sent overseas, they are all true heros for their willingness to put their lives on the line to serve our country. We owe them our deepest respect.
Now, you may disagree with my controverial positions on the above issues. But if you do not, why not recommend this great diary! Isn't it really great? I'm not asking for recommends just because I am unbelievably egotistical, but to show the world we support cuteness and heroism and oppose the current adminstration. What would it cost you for a recommend? Just one little click, that's all! Then I'll leave you alone.
If you are undecided, just read on. Imagine you are on a beach. It is quiet, and the waves are washing up on the shore, their rhythmic beat soothing and relaxing you. Soon, you begin to feel relaxed. Relaxed and drowsy, so relaxed. When three waves wash over you, you will be completely relaxed. The waves wash over you, and they are warm, like a warm relaxing bath. One, two, three. There, you are now relaxed. So relaxed. Your hand moves to your mouse, and gently moves the cursor up, up, up to the recommend button. You press the button, and feel totally relaxed. When I count to 3, you will again be alert, but you will have no memory of recommending this diary. One, two, three.
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