Where's my blue dress? I had it just yesterday. I put it somewhere, I know I did! Just, where did I put it? Gosh, it's my favorite blue dress. It is the one I always talk about. It is the one all of my friends talk about. Heck, it is all they can talk about. Now, it seems like it is gone. How did that happen?
Boy, my blue dress was there for me whenever I needed it to be. If there were any problems, I could always drag out the blue dress and talk about it. Now, I can't seem to find it. It might be gone forever.
Help me find the blue dress below:
So where might I have left it. Did I leave it in Iraq? How about Afghanistan, I know I took it there. Did I take it with me to New Orleans, sure did. But I know I brought it back home with me after that mess. How about right after 9/11? If I remember correctly, I wore it the very next day. It is my favorite blue dress and I like to wear it on every special occasion. Most often, though, I like to wear it when I am in trouble. It takes my mind and other people's minds off of my troubles.
Maybe I lent it to someone. I like to do that when my friends are in trouble. Well, let me think. I gave it to George when he had his "macaca" moment. I gave it to Mickey to help him promote his made-for-TV movie. I've lent it to Rummy hundreds of times over the years. Boy, he likes to put that on. It fits him. Dick seems to carry it around with him a lot. How about Rush? He just obsesses about my dress.
Wait, wait just a minute. Did I give to Mark, Mark Foley? Let me think, he used it once to rail against someone's "sexual addiction". Did he return it? No, I don't think he did. Did he lose it? Did he stain it himself? If he ruined it for me, I'll never forgive him for it. If he did ruin it, no one will ever be able to wear it again ... not Denny, not Condi, not even Skeletor. I will be so mad at him if he lost my blue dress.
I better text him to find out if he still has it. If you know where it is, please let me know.