Well, according to Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Family,
the pages were playing a "prank" on poor Mark Foley. In other words, it's not the pedophile, but the peds who are to blame. We must take Dr. Dobson's word on this because
God told him so. Dr. Dobson, Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and other Christianizers preach that the Bible is "infallible". If so, pedophilia is inspired by Holy Scripture. From which, Dobson has learned a
Lot.
Gen. 19, Verses 1 - 38
One day, in the city of Sodom, Lot was visited by two strangers. The word was out that they were angels. Lot pleaded with them to stay at his place. At first, the angels refused, saying,
"No, we will spend the night in the city's public square".
(They knew where the action was) Lot was convinced, however, that these were powerful dudes and he'd better get tight with them. When Lot added a feast and unleavened bread into the equation, the angels finally relented.
The townspeople had heard the buzz about these two, especially the part about them being angels. They appeared at Lot's door, demanding
"Where are the men who came to you tonight? Bring them out to us so we can have sex with them!"
Lot refused. Instead, he offered an alternative, "Look, I have two daughters who have never had sex. Why don't you let me bring them out to you? Do whatever you like with them. But don't do anything to these men, since I'm responsible for them."
I guess, in those days, you could always have more daughters, but here was a chance to hang out with some of God's insiders.
Well, the crowd wouldn't hear of it. Why waste their time with young virgins when they could gang bang a couple of angels? Their only obstacle was Lot, who had stepped out to confront them, shutting the door behind him. As the story goes, the crowd jeered,
"We're going to treat you worse than those men." They pushed hard against Lot."
Jeez, they were horny! "and lunged forward to break down the door."
Unknowingly, the angelic appearance was a ruse. The two were really part of God's elite Special Forces. They pulled Lot back inside the door and slammed it shut. Now the good book doesn't say how the angels did it, but They struck those outside the door with blindness, so the men, both young and old, could not find the door.
Sounds to me like the they were stone drunk.
Then the angels told Lot to take his lot the hell out of Sodom because they were going to destroy it. You don't piss off angels and live to tell about it!
Finally, Lot, his wife and two daughters departed from Sodom. When they reached the city of Zo'ar, God sent two of his cruise missiles to Sodom and Gomor'rah and the cities were destroyed. Why Gomor'rah? Because God said so. It was also here that Lot's wife turned to look at God's destruction and became a pillar (of salt) in the community and we never heard from her again.
So Lot and his daughters left Zo'ar, probably because the rent was too high. Finally they found a nice cave in the hills, dirt cheap. Now, of course, the two daughters were bored, no TV, no video games, and no men...accept...You guessed it, according to God, they conspired to seduce their daddy.
That night the two girls got their father drunk, and the older daughter went and had sexual relations with him. But Lot did not know when she lay down or when she got up.
The next day the older daughter said to the younger, "Last night I had sexual relations with my father. Let's get him drunk again tonight so you can go and have sexual relations with him, too. In this way we can use our father to have children to continue our family."
So that night they got their father drunk again, and the younger daughter went and had sexual relations with him. Again, Lot did not know when she lay down or when she got up.
A friend of mine once said "A stiff penis has no brains". In this case it must also have been the only part of ol' Lot that remained sober.
Nine months later, each of Lot's daughters produced sons; Moab who became the father of the (what else?) the Moabites; and Ben-ammi, the father of the Ammonites.
From this Biblical accounting of Lot, we conclude that incest and inbreeding are okay in the eyes of God, and the pedophile's victims are always at fault. This is true Family Values!
Written by God
Annotated by Larry
* All indented quotes are taken directly from God's Word Translation of the Bible. The remaining quotes are from Larry's Word Translation of the Bible.