Andy Borowitz has this news:
A mounting pile of anecdotal evidence suggests that users of the popular sleep medication Ambien may invade countries in their sleep, and then wake up with no memory of the reasons they invaded, according to a study released today.
The news follows earlier relevations this week that some people who take Ambien go on eating binges in their sleep. No, I'm not making that up. The NY Times says so.
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Borowitz reports that
Dr. Davis Logsdon, who supervised the University of Minnesota study, said that Ambien users who have no memory of invading countries while asleep wake up with no idea of what to do with the country they invaded.
"Making matters worse, they have no exit strategy, either," Dr. Logsdon said.
There is no treatment, Dr. Logsdon says:
"You just have to wait, and after eight years it's over."