Har-dee Har Har.
Bill O'Reilly's ridiculous item of the week is that someone almost died in a flood:
"As for our "Ridiculous Item," a West Virginia woman named Christie Walker did a very dumb thing. She drove past barricades and into floodwaters, became entrapped inside her car. Fortunately for Christie, rescuers managed to save her.
All right. Now her actions were certainly ridiculous, but we're glad she's OK. She jeopardized everybody, though."
Personally, I'm picturing a rocky, rugged coast off Anarctica absolutely covered with seals, sea lions, or walruses, all of them arararararing and snorting in a cacophonous din.