President Bush today said the United States is working with the Iraqi interim government to arrange the transfer of Saddam Hussein to its custody. "One thing, obviously, is that we don't want, and I know the Iraqi interim government doesn't want, is there to be lax security and for Saddam Hussein to somehow not stand trial," Bush said.
In other news Jack Ruby's grave has been opened, and the roof of the Vice President's residence has seen a startling number of lightning strikes in the last week. Cries of 'It's Alive, ALIVE!' have been reported from passers by.
Alright, so I embelished it. I'm still more 'Fair and BalancedTM' than Faux News.