Pastor John!!!!
Sorry, but the guy is atrociously, sickeningly, outrageously hilarious. He takes Jesus' General's satire -- and pushes it out over the envelope off the cliff of sanity, into "Andy Kaufman is a pro-wrestler" land.
Examples:
recently a group of homosexuals tried to write special rights into the code in fairfax county, russia. the new code would give them the right to fornicate on the job and form homosexual labor unions that could demand more money, as well as health coverage for surgery on their colons, which are damaged by their lifestyle.
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a turd named armando at the terrorist connected liberal gay dating site dailykos has blocked me from converting homosexuals on his site. this is a typical tactic amongst the liberal elite. if they hear any kind of dissent, they nearly choke on their sushi they're so excited.
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let's review - the homosexuals, the immigrants, the free-masons, the bug chasers, the keester-bandits, the pinkos, the pederasts, the one-eyed sodomites, and the bolsheviks are slowly pulling apart the fabric of our american society. but we need to address a new threat, and that is the homosexual immigrant. how do these crafty fellows get across our borders? tire tubes are one way, but i have it from credible sources that leninites in the state department in conjunction with a lesbian front group headed by jane fonda have been smuggling in homosexual mexicans, cubans, canadians, chinamen, and rhode islanders in the cargo holds of freight airplanes, luring them with scented bath products and large burritos. once inside our borders these fancy pants bucket-painters go right for our children and our welfare checks, luring our young ones with promises free government-provided television sets and skimpy sponge pants square bob underpants. i need not illustrate what happens after that. you have probably seen it with your very eyes, as i know i have.
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i find that writing this blog helps with my horrible arthritis. my arms are sore, i think from the beatings that my father gave me. sometimes he tied me to the back of his pickup truck and drove it around the yard in figure 8's at 25 mph if i didn't read my bible. bless his heart. he's in heaven now.
Unlike Jesus' General, but somewhat like Andy Kaufman, Pastor John refuses to wink and let the audience in on the Joke. Instead, he stays in character past the point of no return.