Have you ever wondered what it would be like to spend the 4th of July with a bunch of right-wing movers and shakers? Have you ever imagined listening in on their talking points, getting hints about what they're up to next, and sharing what you learn with the reality-based community?
Well, if you can handle spending quality time with some very messed up people, without resorting to violence, starting to yell, or succumbing to a deadly rise in your blood pressure, we need you!
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Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to eat free food, listen to right-wing theocrats and their ilk, then diary your observations for the those of us who live too far away from Centreville, VA to do the job ourselves. You may have to bring a dessert or a side-dish, though.
The details from http://www.leadershipinstitute.org/06EVENTS/01July4th.cfm:
The 34th Annual Conservative Fourth of July Soirée
Held from 12-5pm at Bull Run Regional Park in Centreville, Virginia, West of DC, the Soirée will be a Patriotic celebration of all things conservative, including:
- Special Guest Speakers TBA
- Tremendous Networking Opportunities
- And so much more....
Entertainment:
- Moon bounce and face painting for the kids
- Volleyball, games, and misting tent for all ages
- Great band playing patriotic and Americana tunes
New This Year:
- Conservative Books as Door Prizes to the FIRST 200 GUESTS TO REGISTER AT THE PARK
- Visiting Fire Engine from Centreville Fire Department
- Petting Zoo and Pony Rides
For the meal, we provide:
- Roast Turkey
- Roast Pork
- Buns for the meat
- Soft drinks and water
Please Bring:
- Your favorite large side dish or dessert to share!
- Your family and friends
The 34th Annual Conservative Fourth of July Soirée will feature good food, good fun and good ole American patriotism at Bull Run Park.
--Make your July 4th plans now to join us for this fabulous event--
For more information, call 703-247-2000 or e-mail Sarah Weyler
E-mail this invitation to a friend!
Who knows, you could even meet Morton Blackwell - political progenitor of such luminaries as J-J Gannon-Guckert, Frank Luntz, and more! And don't forget all that tasteless swag, such as the veteran-smearing Purple Heart Band-Aid...