When Democrats were depressed after losing the last Presidential race; they dreamed of moving to a country that more reflected their values; i.e. Canada.
If the Republicans lose the House and/or Senate on Tuesday, where would they dream of moving? What country would embrace their warlike, financially irresponsible, homo and xenophobic, ideologically driven agenda?
I've given about 2-3 minutes of serious thought to this issue. And I offer this advise to my friends in the GOP.
The best choice for depressed Republicans on Tuesday is to move to Libya. Moammar Qaddafi offers Republicans the kind of government they desire and deserve. And if the idea of living with all those black people in Africa is too distressing for Republicans, there's always North Korea. They already have a fence on their southern border fortified with razor wire and 2 kilometers of land mines. The North Koreans and Republicans share the same fondness for walls between nations. Its a natural match. Of course the GOP loves Iraq so Baghdad remains a possibility too. They could even move into Saddam's old Republican Palace. They wouldn't even have to change to signs.
I make this offer to any depressed Republicans on Tuesday night-- if you want to move, call me. I'll buy you a ticket.