America is under attack(GOP). We are going to get the folks who did this(GOP). This will not stand(GOP). Wanted:Dead or Alive!!!.......(GOP)
In the meantime, what can YOU do to help your country???................GO SHOPPING!
Say Hello to our Crack Customer Service Team!
Here to help you with all your trading needs and questions!
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Our Credit Manager!
The Legendary Scales Of Mojo!We offer EZ Terms!
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Without Further Adieu...Our Inventory And Price List
Dkos Furniture Covers; For use during pie fights. 10 Mojo
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Dkos Disposable Transparent Monitor Covers; 5 Mojo
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Dkos Disposable Transparent Keyboard Covers 5 Mojo
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Set of Five Keyboard & Monitor Covers; The Dood Abides Convenience Pak! When you see a Dood Diary on the list... Don't Open It Yet!!! Apply your Dood Special Edition Covers First! 75 Mojo
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And for those who dont like covering their beautiful shiny 'puters The Personal SpewMaster!note: does not offer nosespew protection. 5 Mojo
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If you've forgotten to your Dood covers, or just for the occasional Beverage Snort Cleanup...Try Dkos Handy Anti-bacterial Monitor Wipes! The Quiker Wiper Upper. 12 pak 30 Mojo
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New Product! The Sharper Image Spew Detetector! Automatically detects spew and posts a comment! Programmable to analyze and post the nature of Spewed Substance as well as Spew Pattern! 2000 Mojo
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Dkos Eyewash; tested up to Hasselhof Level 12! 50 Mojo
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Dkos Depends; self explanatory, can also be used to equivocate! 12 pak 75 Mojo
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Dkos Handy Punctuation Pak; contains a large selection of everything you need for Proper Punctuation! Includes ;all the favorites! . , ; : ? ! And More!!! Now! with Extra! Eclamation points!!! 5 Mojo
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Comment Eraseralso useful for typos and ill-advised closing sentences! 50 Mojo
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Dkos Comment Recommends: 1 Mojo
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Dkos Diary Recommends! (giving) ; 5 Mojo
*Please note the rec's listed above are only for dispersal purposes!
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Dkos Comment Recommends! (receiving) ; 500 Mojo
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Dkos Diary Recommends &;(recieving) ; 5000 Mojo
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Dkos Diary Recommended List Gaurantee Card (currently out of stock...due to the number of requests to purchase this item, please contact Jerome a Paris, the current card holder and negotiate directly.)
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Dkos Troll Ratings...with only five a day per TU and all the pre election trolls, the prices have gone way up! (psssst! see me at the back of the store...I'll hook ya up! <wink>
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See Our Full Range of Tip Jars! From jars for 'normal' diarists
All the way to full Hunter and Meteor Blades capacity!
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Cluepons; ; 100 Mojo
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Clues; 500 Mojo
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OUR NEW TROLL SECTION!!!
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The Troll Mop! Perfect for Mopping the floor with Pesky Trolls Clean up on thread 5!!!
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THE NEW DKOS TROLL DETECTOR!!! Has finally arrived! Plugs right into your USB Port and signals whenever a Troll Post appears! Limited Availability...Get Yours Now!!! 2500 Mojo
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And don't forget to check our full line of Troll Removal Protection Suits Never go to Free Republic or Red State without one!
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As always, the Troll Chipper is out back ready to process your trolls!
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Our World Renowned Tinfoil Section!
From Raw Materials
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To our Full Line of hats!
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All the way to, "The Clean Room!!!"
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This Weeks Special!!! The Trading Post ye Olde Torch and Pitchfork set!!! Get yours before the next Bushco Outrage!
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And now....what we have all been waiting for for six freaking years.....
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THE REPUBLICAN CLEARANCE SALE!
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With so many Republicans leaving office, we simply HAVE to move some inventory! Since we won't be needing them EVER AGAIN, the following items are marked WAAAAAY down! That's right we are practically GIVING them away!
Bargains! Bargains! Bargains!
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Make an offer!
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Rubber Stamp Kits!
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Republican Moral Compasses (note the fine crayon work on these!!!)
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Republican 'Office Supplies!'
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Page a day calendars!
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Used Book Section!
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And...we Democrats won't be needing NEARLY as many of these!
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Don't forget!!! Promotional Special! FREE FREE FREE!!!
Mojo Balls! Pick up a box on your way out and don't forget to send them to your favorite Congressional or Traditional Media personality! You can also pass them ot in the threads to worthy Kossaks! Feel free to copy!
Thanks for shopping at the Dkos Trading Post! Please include items you feel we should stock...as well as any special orders or requests in the Comments!