Attention loyal party members! A
towering wave of Democratic power rushes toward us!! They are calling all to
contact HQ and GOTV!!!
Fear, disappointment and the mad schemes of Saul "Madonna is Somehow Relevant to this Race" Anuzis are all we have - except for the power of our Magic Signs! Get the signs, pray to the signs, display the signs and perhaps the candidates who truly stand for Michigan and not just for themselves will prevail upon Election Day!
Greetings Comrades! Today is a glorious day for all by my proclamation! All will be happier, wealthier with whiter teeth on Chairman Dickie Amway China Magic Sign Day! Actually, none will be wealthier or have whiter teeth except Chairman Dickie and the party leaders, but all will be happier in our great wealth and not mind if their own teeth crumble for lack of health care.
The crack team at CHUDD has produced these patriotic and inspirational signs that all soliders in the Dick Devos Army of Cultural Devolution are requested to display with proud immediacy alongside the mandatory picture of Chairman Dickie, their Amway China Collectible Bear and their Amway Dick Action Figure with karate job-chopping action!
You can look at them one by one like tiny jewels or as a cavalcade of delight! It is suggested that for extra Magic Happiness, to listen to patriotic collection of Music to Drive Tanks By!
Jobs to China! More jobs to China!