I caught This Week's George(the Stuff) Stephanopoulos interview with Little Dick Cheney (LDC) eight minutes in so forgive me please if I missed a talking point or two.
When I dropped in they were talking about the defection of the Neocons Richard Perle and Ken Adelman form supporting the War in Iraq to opposing it due to as Adelman put it the disastous combination of it's two primary authors Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney.
LDC's demi-smile twitches. perspiration starts to pop up on his brow. LDC says he can't comment since he hasn't read the article.
GS continues the attack asking about the Bush administrations flipflop regarding the strategy abandonment of checkpoints in Sadr city on the orders of Iraq's PM. LDC says Tactics not strategy changed. A fruit fly begins to buzz around LDC and settles on his glasses. LDC shakes his head.
GS demands LDC explain the failures to anticipate problems since he had "vast experience" with planning from his days in the House and the previous Bush administration. LDC blames Clinton for the mess they were handed , shit happens, and domino theory of falling nations if we pull out (uh...just like happened after Viet Nam when the whole region became failed communist states? Uh shoulda smacked that one outta the Park, GS). Cheney's face begins to resemble a map of a tornado warning with increasing magenta orange, and kiwi colored regions.
GS asks what they will do if the Democrats take both houses following the vote. LDC swats at more fruit flies which buzz around his head. LDC says it doesn't matter what the voters want they will stay the course. Let'em eat yellowcake. LDC reaches up to press on his half smile to stop the twitching. A suppurating volcano appears over his eye.
GS goes on a full court press;
GS: If dems subpoena you will you appear?
LDC: Are you kidding. Fuck'em if they can't take a joke
GS: Why don't you get credit for economy
LDC: The medias against us. Dems whill raise taxes and take first born male child,
GS: but the first lapse was the student load tax credit this year under the Republicans
LDC: Homminahommina
GS: Who will clean up the Aegean stable mess we call Iraq?
LDC makes a choking wretch like the zombies in 28 Days. Then there is a shrill squeal coming out of LDC though his mouth is closed. An yellowish amber fluid starts to run from his ear and there's a puff of smoke.
The camera violently jerks back to George Stephanopoulos and he says thank you Mr vice president and the segment's over