Below are a few choice emails I had sent over to Mr. Mehlman over the past 2 years. Hopefully it will inspire some of you to post your choice words and predictions of his inevitable downfall. If so, feel free!
If you would like to start now, Ken can be reached at:
(soon to be 'disgraced Ex') chair@gop.com
Enjoy.
Jan 23, 2005
Title: "Wilson Apology"
Dear Mr. Mehlman,
I am writing to request that you cease at once your despicable and unfounded attacks on Joseph and Valerie Wilson. In spite of your various credentials, the fact is and shall remain that these individuals are twice the person that you could ever hope to be and, as citizens of this nation whom have dedicated themselves, at times at the risk of their own lives, to serve this country, they should be held in the highest regard by our executive branch and the citizens whom they have served.
These individuals have committed themselves to serve as patriots and as dignified individuals. At no time did they ever place their personal or political hopes above the national interest. Rather, Mr. Wilson took the ultimate risk by questioning the assumptions of an anxious and eager administration. It seems that he and his wife have now paid the ultimate price. Adversely, you have done nothing in your adult life to serve anyone or anything but yourself, your loyalist constituents, and your political interests, which is a drastically lower standard of accomplishment by all means. Further, you have disgraced yourself and your country by supporting the perpetuation of lies by your party and the administration to the American People; the very people whom you have such great propensity for putting words into their [my] mouths.
It is you, sir, and your constituency who have distorted the great and diverse values of this nation to suit your own selfish and unjust whims. You have done irreparable damage to our national dignity and with each word that spews from your mouth or leaks from your pen, the American people suffer and I shall watch silently no longer.
As a citizen with a deep compassion for our wounded nation, I must demand that you at once cease your remarks and formally apologize to the Wilsons for your attacks against their distinguished reputations. For, If you continue this methodology, you will not only do a great injustice to two undeserving individuals; but you will assist in unravelling the delicate balance of our international security operations and jeopardize the lives of our operatives, their resources, and their families.
Frankly, sir, I truly don't care what you may think of me or people like me. Rather, in reference to you, your party, and its administration, I only care to see that you are held accountable for your despicable actions over recent years. With each day, your methods wane closer and ever closer to criminal activity. Rest assured that I and many others like myself will do everything within my power to bring you and your constituency to justice. However, I must remind you, sir, that, in spite of your organization's obvious sense of elitism, it is the duty of all whom you represent in government to serve the people above all else. To perpetuate the vast web of lies that has cost the lives of 1774 of our children to date is in my view nothing short of a crime. Your party has an obvious flaw in that it does not remember history. The best examples of this flaw are this administration's quest to establish a government of total power, a government with political intimidation as policy, and lastly, a government with a secret police. This form of government has a name and has been proven by history to be a monumental failure. I am confident that it will lead to your downfall. I pray each day that your downfall will be swift for the sake of these men and women whom your constituency has placed in the most dire of all dangers.
In closing, I hope that my words have at the very least made you face the realities of your motives. In spite of what comes from your mouth, you know fully of your reprehensible nature. And so, as I have fallen victim to your and your constituency's actions, I feel I must make every attempt to force you to examine the depths of your soul and face the reality of your recklessness and bitter distain for the fundamental components of true liberty. You are consistently shoving words into my mouth as I AM "the American people," and therefore I firmly believe that It is my right to tell you that you in no way speak for me, nor should you ever dare to again. In reference to what you have done to these patriotic Americans, who have done nothing but stand up in the best interest of our nation; As one of the American people, I am stating to you my disbelief of your claims against their reputations. Please be sure to take note of this every time you attempt to speak for me in the future. May I suggest that you say or at least think to yourself, "the American people, with the written exception of Andrew . .," or something to that effect. Lastly, please know that there are millions of American people who feel just about the same way that I feel about you and your constituency. We have both right and reason to feel this way and you will be hearing a lot more from us from now on.
Sincerely,
Andrew
Sept. 2, 2005
Title: "Like I Said"
Enjoy your downfall. I most certainly will.
Regards,
AGG
September 4, 2005
Title: "I am the liberal third party"
Dear Mr. Mehlman,
Once again, you have proven yourself to be a devious opponent. However, as I have said before, your methods are doomed to failure.
Your Scotch Tape and bubble gum built empire is crumbling at its seams. Yet you are lacking in the sophistication to alter these faulty and ruinous methods. For, it is not in your nature to see beyond yourself. And so, you continue on, pressing forward and over the cliff that you could not see.
You speak of Reid's opposition to Roberts as if there is some sort of "conspiracy" afoot- as if there are secret meetings being held in sub basements somewhere far beneath the Utah Salt Flats. But what you are not adept enough to realize is that these "third parties" are the Democratic constituencies.
As a member of said constituency, I tell you now that we have nothing to hide. We have no ulterior motives. Rather, our message is as transparent as it is genuine and direct:
We seek to oppose every measure of your beloved President. We seek to remove him and all remnants of his corruption from the blood of our wounded nation. We seek to expose the flaws of his (your) fascism and lies. We differ from your institution and others like yours in that we need not conceal any despicable methods or values as we have none. We are proud to oppose this, the worst President in our nation's history. We are witness to his incompetence and narcissism and we are confident in his long awaited removal.
We work feverishly and wait patiently for the end. We are growing in our numbers.
Rest assured, Mr. Mehlman, you cannot suppress the blatant flaws of this cancer that has invaded your party. Rest assured that your whole scheme has peaked and is teetering over the edge of a great abyss. We will be sure to give it the last push.
Rest assured, the end is coming.
Regards,
Andrew
October 4, 2005
Title: "What Groups? (are conspiring to oppose Myers?)"
Dear Mr. Mehlman,
Briefly, I am writing to inquire as to what specific "groups" have "said [they] would oppose" Ms. Miers?
Please provide me with a detailed list of opposing groups prior to your October 3, 2005 e-mail at your earliest convenience.
Should you not have any such list, I shall be forced to assume that your e-mail was purposefully fictitious and begin writing complaint letters to various legal institutions (which I did.)
Regards,
AGG
November 14, 2005
Title: "Had supported terrorists" "Had terrorists operating out of his country" (This one was my fav for some reason.)
Dear Mr. Mehlman
What terrorists was Mr. Hussain harboring? Which did he support? Which were "operating out of his country" institutionally?
Be specific.
The fact is, Mr. Mehlman, you cannot avoid or derail the consequence of your lies, nor can you serve to soften the impact of the lies of Mr. Cheney, Mr, Bush, et. al.
I suppose that in a way I am happy that you continue to bury yourself by relying on the supposed ignorance of the greater masses. However, even the most ignorant of us is not immune to recognizing a grift, and therefore, your own ignorance will be further exposed.
I shall await my answers.
Regards
AGG
There's plenty more including correction requests to Katie McGoodwin (the highest paid hac on the blogosphere,) but those were my favorites.
Not once did he reply. However, after I said something about him not speaking for the American People, my wife noticed that on MTP, he started to do it and stopped mid sentence.
I would love to know if anyone ever got a reply from the GOP, which I highly doubt.
Lastly, I should note that unlike most GOP forums including the supposed "blog" at GOP.com, forums like Think Progress, C&L and even the DNC blog welcome posts from conservatives.
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