OK, let's have a little fun and think the unthinkable....
I have a theory that Bush is suffering from a case of what I call "The Sidam Touch" - the opposite of the Midas Touch - in which everything the victim touches turns to shit. This affliction is caused by an unhealthy obsession with Saddam Hussein. Or as George H.W. called him, "Sodom." Which is just an alternate spelling of Sidam.
Anyhoo...
If Bush's Sidam Touch holds...and everything he touches keeps turning to deeper and deeper doo-doo...don't you think it's just possible the Repubs will dump him and run....THE TERMINATOR?!
I believe there's an effort in Congress right now to make it legal for foreign-born citizens to be president. I think Orin Hatch hatched it.
Yeah, it's far-fetched. But if you look at the hand the Republicans are being forced to play at the moment, I think it's just possible, if Bush is way behind at convention time, that they may be tempted to fold and reshuffle the deck
Is this scenario totally nuts?