Drawing a Dunhill Black Russian from his gunmetal cigarette case, Agent 00Orange stepped up to the baccarat table. Sinister terrorist Le Cheney, weeping blood in a cheesy way that Ian Fleming would not have appreciated, sneered and said, "How's the website, Klotz? I hear you're having some glitches..."
Puffing on the expensive British carcinogen, the secret agent said, "That's Kos. JAMES Kos. To you, you evil international villain."
To be continued at some point. (Maybe)
But I don't know about the new Bond: blond; villains who weep blood like those Virgin Mary statues; drowning people in sinks.....maybe Roger Moore in Moonraker, the double-taking pigeon on the Piazza San Marco in Venice and all, wasn't so bad after all. Humor and balance are not a crime.
(The new Bond seems like the kind who might torture someone at Abu Ghraib, maybe; a Bond that Bush would like, ugh.....)
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