Looks like Denver is running their own version of "The Final Solution". Yessiree, them thare LIE-berals has done
gone and banned pit bulls. Who says we can't get too liberal in the USA? It starts with Pit Bulls, but where will it end? Your Dobermans? Guns? Motorcycles? Jews? Gays? Celine Dion? (Okay, maybe the last would be a good idea :-).
Before you know it, them thare evil communistic LIE-berals is
gonna make all us good red-blooded American men have to gay-marry other
men, and outlaw sex between mens and womens! The NERVE of them
LIE-berals! Meanwhiles, unlike guns, pit bulls CAN decide to kill you
without needing a human hand pulling the trigger. How DARE them LIE-berals in
Denver deny us good hard-working Americans the right to be killed by some
owner's pit-bull that dug its way out of its yard! Why, it's our
PATRIOTIC DUTY to just bare our throats to that thare pit bull and die for the
sake of our country!
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
PS: Sentences 1, 3, and up to Celine Dion are straight from a right wingnut's EMAIL blast on the ban. The rest, and the notion of the genocide of Celine Dion, is me making fun of said wingnut. Yes, a wingnut really DID state that the genocide of pit bulls and the genocide of Jews are morally equivalent!