Don't rush the recipe. Follow the directions that follow. Remember, neatness counts! And don't forget kidz, you can call me anything - just don't call me "late for brunch."
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When Preparing Bush Stew...
Simmer for at least 18 months
Wait until the Second Term starts up
Confirm controversial Appointees
Wait for Major Players to be promoted from within
Look for signs of Incredible Arrogance/Stupidity - (Social Security's good)
Gather all the SoundBites and Transcripts you can muster
Search out the Congressional Cooks who've made this dish before
Don't allow this slow-burning recipe to get you down - Remember, Stew tastes Great!
Keep your virtual megaphone nearby
Add gobs and gobs of Linkery from the Global Grapevine
Keep simmering, sinners
Find just the right titillating TabloidTidbit
Serve with Sensation!
Remember - Your guests may be dumb as a post, but they're competitive as hell
Be sure to include easy-to-follow directions so they can find their way home and put their papers to bed
Always save some Bush Stew for the next day. Friends always get hungry again, and it tastes better too!
Get your sleep. You've got a BigDay ahead of you tomorrow!