Rather than speculate on how the Weasel will try to duck debates with the Dem candidate, let's speculate on fun ways a debate can be forced.
How about this one (and a few variations) for starters?
The Dem Candidate announces that if Bush won't show up they will debate:
- An empty chair.
- An chair with a series of signs in it. Like 'Coward', 'AWOL Again', 'Polluter'.
- A chair with samples of mercury pollution.
- A chair with a 'Howdy Doody' cowboy doll in it.
- A Graph of job loss statistics.
- A Graph with prescription drug prices on it.
- A TV with video clips of 'Prancer'.
Basically, if you don't show up we will debate your record and the fact that you won't show up!
I am sure you all can come up with even more fun ideas! Please do!